SCENE: Heaven. GOD and some ANGELS are having a conversation.
ANGEL: Hey Big G, one of us has created a new state of matter.
GOD: I created several of them the first day or two on the job. Enough to keep the humans busy for millennia trying to figure things out.
ANGEL: This one’s kind of but not really like your liquid, and kind of but not really like your solid.
GOD: What do you plan to do with it?
ANGEL: Make ridiculously cute animals with it.
GOD: Why?
ANGEL: Trust us. The humans will *love* it.
