The Onion wins "most accurate reporting of the ceasefire"

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “In line with the terms of the deal, Hamas will release all remaining Israeli hostages, and Israel will still murder innocent Palestinian civilians on […]

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#GazaHolocaust

So wait, the UN, MSF et al *aren't* Hamas now?

And haven't the client media spent months telling us that Israel wasn't blocking aid from entering Gaza?

I'm confused.

#GazaHolocaust #MediaComplicity #FreePalestine

In case you haven't heard:

ONE OF THE SHIPS IN THE FLOTILLA HAS BROKEN THE SIEGE ✊ 🇵🇸

@aral

The Mikeno avoided detection by constantly switching its tracker on and off.

Video posted by the official account a few minutes ago.

UPDATE: official account just posted that the arrival has yet to be verified 😔

HOWEVER, 45 more boats just left Turkey!

#AllEyesOnSumud #FreePalestine #FuckIsrael